i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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