What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
