Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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