I feel like I'm in dance class right now
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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