I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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