Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Holy shit dude........stairs
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