I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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