She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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