you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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