I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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