I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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