Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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