i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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