anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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