The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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