So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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