i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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