that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Randomize
