Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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