At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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