I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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