I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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