You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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