Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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