Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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