So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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