In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
