your thong is hanging out like whoa
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
