Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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