Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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