I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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