just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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