Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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