i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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