Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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