Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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