I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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