It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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