I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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