these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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