And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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