I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
