I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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