So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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