Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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