Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Have you been drinking my beer?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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