when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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