what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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