I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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