I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I FOUND THE LEGS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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