and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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