If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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