I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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