do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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