this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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