He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Who did Billy Mays play for?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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