so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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