you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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